This is just homestuck and cats. Occasionally selfies. But mostly cats

 

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

9. Do you like having your balls touched?

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

11. Do you like having your anus touched?

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

14. Do you have any kinks?

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

16. Do you pee in the shower?

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

18. Have you had sex in the shower?

19. Do you like being naked?

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

29. How many sexual partners have you had?

30. How often do you masturbate?

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

39. Do you ever go commando?

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

41. How big is your penis?

42. Does your penis curve at all?

43. Which testicle hangs lower?

44. How big are your breasts?

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

53. Do you like your butt?

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

63. Spit or swallow?

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

66. Do you "squirt?"

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

78. Do you own any sex toys?

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

81. What are your favorite positions?

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

92. Have you have phone sex?

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

94. What's something you like about your body?

95. What's something you dislike about your body?

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

100. Do you often imagine people naked?

<p> Protip, some of these won't apply, I have the diddly dong, not the vagiggles, nsfw, asks</p>

jungle-ion asked
dude you should check your snap chat, I've probably sent you like 50 xD

HOLY shit I totally missed this
I deleted it ages ago bc it was messing up my phone
which is upsetting bc apparently your snapchats are 10/10

The amount of dudes who think I’m their manic pixie dream princess, here to save them from their boring lives makes me feel sick

On a related note: dudes who think they need to take care of me or that I’m their great love bores me to tears
Ke$ha’s Blah Blah Blah is my theme song

officialcaesarsalazar:

A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss.
Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken.
After all, love isn’t just romantic.

I just some more representation
Give me a gay/lesbian couple where no-one is the “guy” and no-one is the “girl”, and both are equal and equally respected
Give me some ace characters, and some aro peeps, because holy shit anyone who doesn’t want to date/have sex is either really weird or just a self empowered white girl (empowered girls are rad, but hey, it’s gotten old as a trope). But let’s not stop there, give me some aros having sex and some aces having relationships, and then lets have some super wonderful, friendly and kind people, who are also aro and ace, because boy is that stereotype of hating everyone getting old.
Give me bi and pan characters, who are in monogamous, loving relationships. Who aren’t “greedy”, and who aren’t instantly cheaters.
Hey speaking of monogamous relationships, what about some polygamous ones?????? Where everyone is happy and loving. Where it shows that the amount of trust, love and communication those relationships are based on.
And what about some non-binaries??? Some rad people with different pronouns, who rock around on the edge of traditional gender. What about some happy couples involving them???????
And while we’re at it, let’s grab some trans* characters who aren’t the punch line of jokes. Pre-op, post-op, whatever. Let’s grab them some relationships too because trans* people get to have happy relationships too regardless.

Let’s have whole shows made up of only these people
Because I’m sick of shows made up of none of them