This is just homestuck and cats. Occasionally selfies. But mostly cats

 

feruchemist asked
HEY do u wanna do that meme thing for me? of course you do. i'm beautiful.

1. First impression: tbh I was hurt becuase you instantly turned to mel and I thought your name was greg
2. Truth is: your name is not greg. also you’re hella like such a HELLA friend and a HELLA sci person
3. How old do you look: like maybe 23?
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes holy fuck you’re actually hilarious
5. Have you ever made me mad: yes but mostly because you talk shit also i’m so jealous of you
6. Best feature: your butt is just outta control you make nikki minaj weep daily
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah buddy 
8. You’re my: egg
9. Name in my phone: Booty Queen
10. Should you post this too? yes pls tell me i’m perf

xargde asked
Hi gorgeous! Still doing the thing?

YEAH BUDDY just for u

1. First impression: oh no she’s hot
2. Truth is: you’re honestly the best person i’ve ever met you’re so lovely and just the most wonderful friend omg
3. How old do you look: like 17 i’m sorry
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes omg i adore your humour
5. Have you ever made me mad: nope!
6. Best feature: okay well let me just go off on an aggressive rant about how attractive you are
YOUR COSPLAYS ARE SO GREAT, you’ve got a gr88888 butt, and such a pretty face omg everything about you is so well proportioned and BEAUTIFUL your face is just AH i’m gonna kiss it constantly
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: NO OF COURSE NOT constantly
8. You’re my: favourite. you are just my fave
9. Name in my phone: i don’t have your number??? ALTHOUGH WAS IT YOU WHO TEXTED ME LOVE ABOUT ORLANDO BLOOM? I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BUT I TOTALLY FORGET TO TEXT BACK
10. Should you post this too? Yeeeeee

dinowsawruss asked
hi! i hope i'm not too late

1. First impression: what a cUTIE
2. Truth is: you’re so fucking cute omg your expressions on selfiesprites are so gr8
3. How old do you look: OLDER THAN YOU ARE omg i feel so dirty and illegal
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes you’re so cute/funny exc
5. Have you ever made me mad: not rly
6. Best feature: your LIPS look so good in every photo how is that fair??? your nose is hecka cute too
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: like a lil one often but you’re a wee fetus and that saddens me
8. You’re my: favourite selfie taker your photos are always so gr8 tbh
9. Name in my phone: i don’t have you :’(
10. Should you post this too? already did weh

ferrousmanus asked
Yo

1. First impression: majestic as fuck
2. Truth is: i actually really really love you and hanging out with you, I think you’re so rad omg and i always feel bad when i hug you and you flinch away
3. How old do you look: like 23
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes omg you’re actually really funny
5. Have you ever made me mad: not rly 
6. Best feature: your hair is so gorgeous i love plaiting it and playing with it but tbh your best thing is your fucking facial expressions all of them are the B E S T
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nope i’m too in love with caity tbh to notice you half the time
8. You’re my: aggressive “avoid playing magic with” elf prince
9. Name in my phone: i don’t have your number
10. Should you post this too? You OWE me one hurry up okay

nicnevan asked
hi motherfucker

theadmiralble:

u wot m8

1. First impression:
serious-mannered homestuck chick
2. Truth is: 
not serious, and not a chick
you’re still a filthy homestuck you goddamn weeb
3. How old do you look: 
late teens
4. Have you ever made me laugh: 
all the dang time
5. Have you ever made me mad: 
nope
6. Best feature: 
your ability to dress like an androdgynous bikie granny on acid
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
youre hella cute, but i dont think so
8. You’re my: 
muskequeer buddy
9. Name in my phone: 
Nikki
10. Should you post this too?
didnt you already?

ANDRODGYNOUS BIKIE GRANNY ON ACID
O M G

sendmcnuggetsnotnudes asked
heyo (am I too late? am I too t r a s h ?)

1. First impression: i’m pretty sure the first time i truly met you was after kelli was like “yeah i made out with this random kid and now we’re dating”
2. Truth is: your blue/green hair looks really good
3. How old do you look: like 12
4. Have you ever made me laugh: “tentacle” 
5. Have you ever made me mad: not rly
6. Best feature: your S M I L E tho holy crap it’s so GOOFY i love it
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my: fav piece of trash
9. Name in my phone: if i did have it it would be YARDLEY YOU FUCKER
10. Should you post this too? yes

agent-nyx asked
Hi x

1. First impression: A R A D I A H E A D C A N O N
2. Truth is: I love love love spending time with you guys at the parties drunk A+ perfect nights
3. How old do you look: like 18
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes omg you’re actually hilarious 
5. Have you ever made me mad: nope
6. Best feature: your hair always ALWAYS looks SO GR8 but also you have cute lil lips omg
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: not rly no
8. You’re my: favourite aggressive lesbian
9. Name in my phone: I don’t think I have your number actually
10. Should you post this too? i think you already have?????